Old People Got Paid

This year's free agent market will certainly alter the balance of power in the MLB, with big-ticket players like Mark Teixeira and C.C. Sabathia expected to command at least $20 million per year. But while those deals are likely a few months off, teams have already begun to address their smaller needs for the 2009 season. Here's a quick recap of the early signings:

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Tim Wakefield- The 42-year-old knuckleballer's playoff ERA since 2004: 10.82. With Varitek gone, the Red Sox needed to fill their "team legend who hits the FAIL button before big postseason starts" quota.

Carlos Delgado- The Mets rewarded Delgado's huge second half (.308/27/80 since June 27) by picking up his $12 million option. In doing so, the team avoids paying a $4 mil. buyout. Might as well use what's left in the tank, even if it's in a part-time role.

Sergio Mitre- Signed by the Yankees to a one-year deal with an option for 2010. Only significant because of the Mitre jersey-wearing mystery man who caught Ken Griffey Jr's 600th home run ball. At least he'll be more productive than the last guy the Yanks plucked from Florida.

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